Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river.Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current.
Good News: The Women’s Group voted to send you a get-well card.Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30.
Good News: The Church Board accepted your job description the way you wrote it.Bad News: They formed a search committee to […]
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10 ways to know you’re in a bad church
Published by August 3rd, 2007 in Uncategorized, fun, Humour and Jokes. 1 Comment1. The church bus has gun racks.
2. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor, and Socio-pastor.
3. The Bible they use is the “Dr. Seuss Version.”
4. There’s an ATM in the lobby.
5. Choir wears leather robes.
6. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. — “Bring Your Own Snake.”
7. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.
8. […]
Five Quick Exercises You Can Do at Your Desk
Published by April 18th, 2007 in Uncategorized and Health and Fitness. 0 CommentsMelanie Schwear has an article over at Associated Content on exercises you can do at your desk . There’s nothing out of the ordinary here, but it’s a good reminder of some of the things you can do at…
The LORD is King; let the people tremble; he is enthroned upon the cherubim; let the earth shake.
Devotional Thought - Proverbs 9:10
Published by February 12th, 2007 in Uncategorized, Bible and Devotional Thought. 0 CommentsVerse:
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom, and knowledge of the Holy One is understanding. -Proverbs 9:10
Thought:
There are many ways in which we can increase our knowledge and develop wisdom that are beneficial and worth pursuing. However, we need always remember, wisdom comes from God and as our knowledge of God increases […]
A fight broke out in a kitchen. Egged on by the waiters, two cooks peppered each other with punches. One man, a greasy foie gras specialist, ducked the first blows, but his goose was cooked when the other cold-cocked him. The man who beet him, a weedy salad expert with big cauliflower ears, tried to […]
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