Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river.Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current.
Good News: The Women’s Group voted to send you a get-well card.Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30.
Good News: The Church Board accepted your job description the way you wrote it.Bad News: They formed a search committee to […]
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10 ways to know you’re in a bad church
Published by August 3rd, 2007 in Uncategorized, fun, Humour and Jokes. 1 Comment1. The church bus has gun racks.
2. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor, and Socio-pastor.
3. The Bible they use is the “Dr. Seuss Version.”
4. There’s an ATM in the lobby.
5. Choir wears leather robes.
6. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. — “Bring Your Own Snake.”
7. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.
8. […]
Five Quick Exercises You Can Do at Your Desk
Published by April 18th, 2007 in Uncategorized and Health and Fitness. 0 CommentsMelanie Schwear has an article over at Associated Content on exercises you can do at your desk . There’s nothing out of the ordinary here, but it’s a good reminder of some of the things you can do at…
The LORD is King; let the people tremble; he is enthroned upon the cherubim; let the earth shake.
A fight broke out in a kitchen. Egged on by the waiters, two cooks peppered each other with punches. One man, a greasy foie gras specialist, ducked the first blows, but his goose was cooked when the other cold-cocked him. The man who beet him, a weedy salad expert with big cauliflower ears, tried to […]
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