Some favourite tunes from the bottom of the sea:
Sea Eeled With A KissSealed With A KissMister Sand DabThat’s a MorayClam Every MountainA Barracuda BeautifulIt Haddock Be YouSturgeon, Sturgeon For My BabyI Need KelpWhen You Fish Upon A StarWhen You Wish Upon A StarfishShark! the Herald Angels SingFiddler Crab On The RoofI Loves You, PorgyYou Walrus […]
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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
You don’t want to press your luck!!
A sailor was caught AWOL as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about 3 am but was caught by the Chief Petty Officer. Upon hearing the sailor’s lame excuse for his tardiness, the officer ordered the sailor, “Take this broom and sweep every link on this anchor chain by morning or it’s […]
Make no bones about it, the ulna has a humerus side to it.
The policeman pulls over a car onto the side of the road and walks over to the driver.
“Do you realise you’ve got two snakes attached to the front of your car?” he asks.
“It’s all right,” replies the driver, “they’re just my windshield vipers.”
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Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse. It was a knight mare.
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
A fight broke out in a kitchen. Egged on by the waiters, two cooks peppered each other with punches. One man, a greasy foie gras specialist, ducked the first blows, but his goose was cooked when the other cold-cocked him. The man who beet him, a weedy salad expert with big cauliflower ears, tried to […]
