Hey! It’s MY turn to sit on the front pew!
I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went over time 25 minutes.
Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
I’ve decided to give our church the $500.00 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the […]
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Ten Things You Will Never Hear at Church
Published by September 14th, 2007 in fun, Humour and Jokes. 1 CommentThe rules of Cricket simplified
Published by September 7th, 2007 in fun, Humour and Jokes. 0 CommentsThe hockey season is just over the horizon here is Canada. It’s only fitting, in this land of ice and snow, that hockey is our national game.
There is not a lot of Cricket played in Canada, but you will find a small group of enthusiasts in almost every Canadian city. Many of use fell the sport […]
Create Music On-line with JamStudio
Published by August 30th, 2007 in guitar, fun, links and money. 0 Comments
JamStudio
Create music online using guitar, drum, bass and piano loops with JamStudio. Each instrument comes with an impressive collection of loops, and you can build your song—adding instruments and loops—in (almost) any way you want, then save the results. JamStudio isn’t for the professional musician by any means, but if you’ve ever wanted to […]
~ The Old Rugged Face
~ Precious Lord, Take My Hand, And Help Me Up
~ It is Well With My Soul, But My Knees Hurt
~ Nobody Knows the Trouble I Have Seeing
~ Amazing Grace, Considering My Age
~ Just a Slower Walk With Thee
~ Count Your Many Birthdays, Name Them One by One
~ Go Tell It […]
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by physicists at Yale’s Research Centre. The element, tentatively named administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons 75 vice- neutrons and 11 assistant vice-neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass […]
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10 ways to know you’re in a bad church
Published by August 3rd, 2007 in Uncategorized, fun, Humour and Jokes. 1 Comment1. The church bus has gun racks.
2. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor, and Socio-pastor.
3. The Bible they use is the “Dr. Seuss Version.”
4. There’s an ATM in the lobby.
5. Choir wears leather robes.
6. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. — “Bring Your Own Snake.”
7. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.
8. […]
That little 9 x 9 grid is calling my name. I have Sudoku software on my BlackBerry, on my home computer and a handful of puzzle books, so that I can be prepared in the event of a power failure. As well as all that, I can get my puzzle fix from the following links […]
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. — Shirley Temple
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labour Day Weekend. — Doug Lars
A bank is a place that will […]
Leo Babauta posted a list of simple pleasures that can brighten your day. These are some of my favourites:
Berries … mmmm.
Walking barefoot in grass.
Listening to good music in the car.
Taking a long, relaxing shower.
Coffee.
A good novel.
The smell of fresh-cut grass.
Watching the sunrise.
Walking on the beach.
Watching the sunset.
Dark chocolate.
Telling jokes till your sides ache.
A long conversation […]
