Published by Ian McKenzie October 26th, 2007
in Humour.
- Benign…………….The birthday after you be eight.
- Artery…………….The study of paintings.
- Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.
- Barium…………….What to do when someone dies.
- Cesarean Section……A neighborhood in Rome.
- Cat scan……………Searching for kitty.
- Cauterize………….Made eye contact with her.
- Colic……………..A sheep dog.
- Coma………………A punctuation mark.
- D & C……………..Where Washington is.
- Dilate…………….To live long.
- Enema……………..Not a friend.
- Fester…………….Quicker than someone else.
- Fibula…………….A small lie.
- Genital……………Non-Jewish person.
- G.I. Series………..Military baseball tournament.
- Hangnail…………..What you hang your coat on.
- Impotent…………..Distinguished, well known.
- Labour Pain…………Getting hurt at work.
- Medical Staff………A Doctor’s cane.
- Morbid…………….A higher offer than I bid.
- Nitrates…………..Cheaper than day rates.
- Node………………Was aware of
- Outpatient…. …….A person who has fainted.
- Post Operative……..A letter carrier.
- Recovery Room………Place to do upholstery.
- Secretion………….Hiding something.
- Seizure……………Roman emperor.
- Tablet…………….A small table.
- Terminal Illness……Getting sick at the Bus Station
- Tumor……………..More than one.
- Varicose…………..Near by.
- Vein………………Conceited.
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