1. If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage this in time, get to an Oriental rug. Shag is good.
2. Determine quickly which guest hates cats. Sit on that lap during the evening. He won’t dare push you off and will even call you “nice kitty.” If […]
Archive for September, 2007
“People of character do the right thing, not because they think it will change the world but because they refuse to be changed by the world.” — Michael Josephson
“Character is simply habit long continued.” — Plutarch
“Judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.” — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
“You can […]
Is the password you use a proper name, place or word in the dictionary? If yes, your password can easily be hacked and your account security and your identity may be at risk.
There has been recent publicity on security after hacker attacks on major internet sites in the past months. Typically hackers employ a method […]
The Stewardship of Gifts
Published by September 24th, 2007 in Bible and Devotional Thought. 0 CommentsVERSE:Now there are varieties of gifts, but the same Spirit; and there are varieties of service, but the same Lord; and there are varieties of activities, but it is the same God who empowers them all in everyone. To each is given the manifestation of the Spirit for the common good. — 1 Corinthians 12:4-7 […]
Picasa is freeware that helps you instantly find, edit and share all the pictures on your PC. Whenever you open Picasa, it automatically locates all your pictures (even ones you forgot you had) and sorts them into visual albums organized by date with folder names you will recognize. You can easily drag and drop to […]
“Determine what specific goal you want to achieve. Then dedicate yourself to its attainment with unswerving singleness of purpose, the trenchant zeal of a crusader.” – Paul J. Meyer
“The weakest living creature, by concentrating his powers on a single object, can accomplish something; whereas the strongest, by dispersing his over many, may fail to accomplish […]
Create PowerPoint presentations from MS Word outlines
Published by September 18th, 2007 in Computer Tips. 0 CommentsMicrosoft Word has a strong outlining feature, you can use this to create a document with a hierarchal tree structure. You can then take this outline and use it to automatically create a PowerPoint presentation.
You can find detailed instructions on Using Microsoft Word to Create Your Outline here and Creating PowerPoint Presentations from Word Outlines […]
A mighty fortress is our God
Published by September 16th, 2007 in Verse and Lyrics and hymns. 0 CommentsA mighty fortress is our God, a bulwark never failing;Our helper He, amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing:For still our ancient foe doth seek to work us woe;His craft and power are great, and, armed with cruel hate,On earth is not his equal.
Did we in our strength confide, our striving would be losing;Were not […]
Ten Things You Will Never Hear at Church
Published by September 14th, 2007 in fun, Humour and Jokes. 1 CommentHey! It’s MY turn to sit on the front pew!
I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went over time 25 minutes.
Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
I’ve decided to give our church the $500.00 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the […]
“Winding up ‘unfinished business’ with another person can give you a great burst of positive energy.” — Brian Tracy
“I know the price of success: dedication, hard work and an unremitting devotion to the things you want to see happen.” — Frank Lloyd Wright
“What we see depends mainly on what we look for.” – John Lubbock
“No […]
