1. The church bus has gun racks.
2. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor, and Socio-pastor.
3. The Bible they use is the “Dr. Seuss Version.”
4. There’s an ATM in the lobby.
5. Choir wears leather robes.
6. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. — “Bring Your Own Snake.”
7. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.
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