- Download MP3’s of the Righteous Brothers for entertainment while on those long, tedious, missionary journeys
- Visit WebMD.com about that persistent thorn in flesh
- Spiritual armor would include virus protection software
- “To live is Christ, to die is to have a 28K modem”
- Book boat tickets using Priceline.com
- E-mail pictures of Peter eating pork to the gang back in Jerusalem
- Church officers: Pastor, Elder, Deacon, System Administrator
- Use decryption software to interpret tongues
- Describe conversion experience as the “Divine Reboot”
- Add Spam to list of cardinal sins
Copyright 2002 Gary Cantwell
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