Published by Ian McKenzie May 18th, 2007
in fun, Humour and Jokes.
- Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
- Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.
- Sell Girl Scout cookies.
- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
- Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator
- Lean over to another passenger and whisper: “Noogie patrol coming!”
- Give religious tracts to each passenger.
- Meow occasionally.
- Frown and mutter “gotta go, gotta go” then sigh and say “oops!”
- Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons.
- Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
- Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
- Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers “through” it.
- Start a sing-along.
- When the elevator is silent, look around and ask “is that your beeper?”
- Say “Ding!” at each floor.
- Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
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