Archive for May 18th, 2007

20 Ways to have fun in an elevator

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator
Lean over to another passenger […]