(for Mother’s Day)
- “How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?”
- “Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too”
- “Just leave all the lights on . . . it makes the house look more cheery”
- “Let me smell that shirt. Yeah, it’s good for another week”
- “Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed and walk him every day”
- “Well, if Timmy’s mom says it’s okay, that’s good enough for me.”
- “The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It’s not like I’m running a prison around here.”
- “I don’t have a tissue with me . . . just use your sleeve”
- “Don’t bother wearing a jacket. The wind chill is bound to improve”
- “Don’t eat those peas. Have some potato chips instead.”
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