Archive for May 11th, 2007

Ten Things You Probably Won’t Hear From Your Mother

(for Mother’s Day)

“How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?”
“Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too”
“Just leave all the lights on . . . it makes the house look more cheery”
“Let me smell that shirt. Yeah, it’s good for another week”
“Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll […]