A sailor was caught AWOL as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about 3 am but was caught by the Chief Petty Officer. Upon hearing the sailor’s lame excuse for his tardiness, the officer ordered the sailor, “Take this broom and sweep every link on this anchor chain by morning or it’s […]
Archive for March 9th, 2007
Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the […]
