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Archive for March, 2007

What is Your Definition?

Ian McKenzie –
[noun]:
A real life terminator
‘How will you be defined in the dictionary?’ at QuizGalaxy.com

Things It Takes Most Of Us 50 years to learn

1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s pregnant unless you can see […]

Punny

Some favourite tunes from the bottom of the sea:
Sea Eeled With A KissSealed With A KissMister Sand DabThat’s a MorayClam Every MountainA Barracuda BeautifulIt Haddock Be YouSturgeon, Sturgeon For My BabyI Need KelpWhen You Fish Upon A StarWhen You Wish Upon A StarfishShark! the Herald Angels SingFiddler Crab On The RoofI Loves You, PorgyYou Walrus […]

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Just how Internet safe are you?

How safe are your Internet surfing practices? Would you be able to identify a secure web site? Have you ever clicked through a link in a phishing e-mail message? Get Safe Online has put together a Flash-based quiz that tests your safety level.
You’ll find the quiz here Get Safe Online :: Just how safe are […]

A Still Place in the Market

VERSE:Be still, and know that I am God —Psalm 46:10
Thought:These are words to take with us in our busy lives. We may think about stillness in contrast to our noisy world. But perhaps we can go further and keep an inner stillness even while we carry on business, teach, work in construction, make music, or […]

Bringing in the Sheaves

Sowing in the morning, sowing seeds of kindness,Sowing in the noontide and the dewy eve;Waiting for the harvest, and the time of reaping,We shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves.
Refrain:Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the sheaves,We shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves,Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the sheaves,We shall come rejoicing, bringing […]

Psalm 126:7

Those who go out weeping, carrying the seed, will come again with joy, shouldering their sheaves.

Nina Conti and Monkey at Tickled Pink

Very funny, though the monkey’s a little foul-mouthed.
Tags: ventriloquist, comedy, humour

New Rules for 2007

New Rule: Stop giving me pop-up ads for classmates.com. There’s a reason you don’t talk to people for 25 years. Because you don’t particularly like them. Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days. He’s mowing my lawn.
New Rule: Don’t eat anything that’s served to you out a […]