Valentine’s Day Commandments
I. I am thy Main Squeeze; thou shalt have no other squeeze before me.
II. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Squeeze in vain, nor badmouth her behind her back.
III. Remember our Anniversary, and keep it holy–or else.
IV. Honor MY mother and father. THINE are just too weird.
V. Thou shalt not kill […]
Archive for February 14th, 2007
Must, bid the Morn awake!Sad Winter now declines,Each bird doth choose a mate;This day’s Saint Valentine’s.For that good bishop’s sakeGet up and let us seeWhat beauty it shall beThat Fortune us assigns.~Michael Drayton
Tags: love, Valentine’s+Day, holidays, romance, Michael+Drayton
