Published by Ian McKenzie January 26th, 2007
in Bible, fun, Humour and Jokes.
- The Preacher announces the sermon is from Galatians … and you check the table of contents.
- You think Abraham, Isaac & Jacob may have had a few hit songs during the 60’s.
- You open to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII Savings Bond falls out.
- Your favourite Old Testament Patriarch is Hercules.
- A small family of woodchucks has taken up residence in Psalms.
- You become frustrated because Charlton Heston isn’t listed in either the Concordance or the Table of Contents.
- Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon, you demand: “Who gave you this stuff?”
- You think the Minor Prophets worked in the quarries.
- You keep falling for it every time when Pastor tells you to turn to First Condominiums.
- The kids keep asking too many questions about your usual bedtime story: “Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colours.”
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